Gabriel Lasala, M.D.. Medical Director, TCA Cellular Therapy

"Just pop your trousers down for me"



"Oh yes, you can tell an awful lot about a man's cellular make-up by simply cupping his buttocks and breathing in his scent."

Jerry Turjanica, Managing Director, Midwest

No idea what he's standing in front of. Might be the napkin he used at lunch.



Hopefully it's not one of his bed sheets.

Michael P. Hermsen, Managing Director, Babson Capital

Ian Curtis faked his death and went into banking.



Can someone infiltrate the Babson Capital Christmas party this year and get some footage of Michael dancing, just to confirm our hypothesis? Should be like this, only maybe a bit slower these days.

Matthew Natcharian, Managing Director and Head of the Structured Credit Team, Babson Capital Management

He's so far gone he might as well grow a moustache. He'd be great with a moustache.



That expression has the tell-tale controlled muscular rigidity of one that's been practised extensively in a mirror.

DOUBLE FEATURE: Mike Purchia, Managing Director, Northeast, and Courtney Grover, Division Manager, Northeast, LEVEL5

We couldn't choose between this sensational pair from LEVEL5, so we've gone and uploaded them both. We're not going to make a habit of doing this, as we find there's only so much businessman it's possible to take on a daily basis.



And this is possibly too much businessman. This one's Courtney. Courtney must've been a more acceptable name for a boy in 1949. And here's the Mike.



We'd sign the deal with Courtney, then go out to celebrate with Mike. Mike has the look of a man who knows how to organise a good night out, and is always the last man to stop drinking. How could you say "no" when that puppy dog face shoves another triple into your hand?

Michael Link, MD, President of the American Society of Clinical Oncology (ASCO)

Not sure what 'Clinical Oncology' is and don't want to risk Googling it in case it's something to do with women's parts.



INT. DAY

A LADY IS WAITING IN A BUSY DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.

RECEPTIONIST
Miss Williams? The doctor will see you now.

MISS WILLIAMS
(Stands up) Oh, lovely. Who is it? Mrs Hill or Mary Jones?

RECEPTIONIST
Oh no... sorry... Mrs Hill is off sick and Mary is over in our Southerton office today. You're seeing... MICHAEL LINK.

MISS WILLIAMS
M... M... MICHAEL? MICHAEL LINK?

RECEPTIONIST
It's fine, he assures me he's seen it all before and he shampooed his beard especially last night.

CUT TO:

MISS WILLIAMS IS RUNNING AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN THROUGH THE SURGERY CAR PARK.

TRIPLE TEAM: Michael A. Mohr, MD and Head of Investment Advisory Activities for the Southeast region, D. Jack Sawyer Jr., MD and President of the Southeast region, Todd A. Tautfest, MD and Head of Business Development, Wilmington Trust

Our second TRIPLE TEAM. Three men with job titles so important and lengthy we had to get a technical advisor in to specially lengthen the headline part of this post, so we may accurately and precisely report who's managing director of what and in what region.



The man in the middle is rotating. It looks like he's subconsciously siding with the man on the left, as they are both rotating in opposition to the man on the right. If we were the man on the right, we would be worried and would start working late to read the emails of the one on the left and the one in the middle to see if they're plotting against us.

The synchronised pinstripe display team remain our #1 TRIPLE TEAM.

Linda L. Bourn, Managing Director of Wealth Advisory Services, Wilmington Trust

Was first in the boardroom when heads were being handed out. Was the first to reply to the company-wide email when heads arrived in reception. Inherited extra heads from the people who were made redundant.

Has got a big head, basically.



Isn't there some sort of rule about people with round heads not having round haircuts? Two rounds makes a MEGA-ROUND. Are there any women here who could confirm the ruling?

The only thing we know about hair is to try and make it go over where there isn't very much so it looks like there's more than there really is.

BRITISH EXECUTIVE: Graham Cooper, Managing Director, ONEPOST

Has seen it all. He was an innocent trainee during the strikes of the late 70s. He was junior management when the 1987 stock market crash hit. He survived the dotcom boom and bust. He watched the gradual rise of women in the workplace to a point where everyone now has to pretend they're equal to men.

The events of the last 35 years are etched all over his brave, tired body, telling us tales of his battles.



If he could do it all again, the only thing he'd do differently is eat a bit more fruit in his 30s and 40s to stop his skin turning yellow. And he maybe should've taken up the wife's offer of using the receipt to return that tie.

Richard W. Nenno, Managing Director and Trust Counsel for Wilmington Trust's Wealth Advisory Services (WAS)

That's got to be a prosthetic scalp. It's too perfectly odd.

He's compounding the problem by opting for a button-down collar. Honestly, you've no idea how angry we're starting to get about button-down collars.

Rod Hochman, MD & CEO, Swedish Medical Center

Another lovely photo to print out and tell everyone it's your real dad.

That man sitting on the sofa watching Sky Sports 2 isn't my real dad. My real dad is Ron Hochman, MD & CEO, Swedish Medical Center. My real dad owns a suit. Look, I have a photo of him in my wallet. He must be my dad if there's a photo of him in my wallet.

No one would carry around a printout of a photo of a man they got off the internet, would they? That would be odd.

Julien Courbe, Managing Director of BearingPoint's CIO Advisory Practice

WARNING: This man has an extremely odd face and head. Such an odd face and head that we feel guilty about drawing your attention to it, as he's no doubt already had an extremely difficult life in which strangers have done nothing but continually draw attention to his odd face and head.

If you do click on the image to see the big version, please, for your own safety, only look at the full-size image through a pinprick in a piece of cardboard.

And is he 16 or 44? The smooth, unblemished skin says 16 and never touched a drop, but the greying temples and visible scalp say he's served an extremely hard 44 years pushing the miserable grindstone that is life round and round and round.

Would you talk to him about the weather and gardening and road works (44) or would you ask him for help on the new DS game you've just bought and have got stuck on (16)? There's nothing more unsettling about a man than not being able to accurately gauge his age.

He also looks a bit 'Young Conservative'. And let's not even mention sexuality.