Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Mr May 2011

If you're going to do a combover, Rick, you need to start combing from further down.

Placing the parting one inch above the ear is recommended in extreme cases such as this.

Saturday, 2 April 2011

Mr April 2011

Lovely background. We advise arranging your icons around his head, like a halo around an image of the Virgin Mary.

And put your Recycle Bin where his lapel badge is.

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Pieter Nota, Chief Executive Officer, Consumer Lifestyle, Philips

Leslie Phillips 2.0.

The above reference won't work for international readers.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Mr March, 2011

Due to overwhelming issues to do with these men having nothing better to do than Google themselves and complain about it, the new policy going forwards is to not refer to them by name in the body text.

We shall instead refer to them by SUPER SECRET CODE NAMES only known to us. This is Mr Nathan Horn-Rimmington.

This should mean that it'll soon be possible to access the email account without receiving daily threats of legal action. And you'd think a man who works for a dentist would take this opportunity to exhibit his teeth.

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

APPEAL: High-resolution image of James J. Sutliff required

Has been known to operate small-to-medium-sized retail businesses under the pseudonym "Jim".

Start the hunt here, and DO NOT REST until you've found one of him and his wife holidaying in Hawaii. Thanks to reader Richard for picking up the initial scent.

Sunday, 9 January 2011

K.C. Mathews, Executive Vice President and Chief Investment Officer, UMB Bank

We had planned to manufacture a physical calendar again this year, but sort of forgot. And felt guilty about not updating the site enough to ask for MONEY in exchange for merchandise.

So here's an awkward compromise.

At least this is free. We suggest putting your icons on the grey area.