Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Ruediger Neubauer, Chief Executive Officer, ista North America

Bloody hell. We didn't mean this to turn into some sort of freak show. All we're doing is uploading them as they come in.

If ever a man needed a bit of discreet 'post production' work it's poor old Ruediger. All you'd have to do it clone a bit of hair from the side and stick it on the top, then straighten the eyes & teeth out a bit. Simple. They do it with celebrities all the time.

Much better. We haven't Photoshopped on a tie, as if Ruediger can't be bothered to wear one we don't see why we should waste a Monday night putting one on the lazy shit. The wonky face isn't his fault. The tie is premeditated business negligence.


Sponge Finge said...

Looks like a P.E. teacher.

Would... run away and hide in the science block.

GigerPunk said...

Clever tactic - Science is to PE teachers as garlic is to vampires I believe.

Stu said...

He has a touch of Russ Abbott about him.

GigerPunk said...

A touch of Russ Abbot in the pantomime version of "The hills have eyes", maybe?

Unknown said...

I was thinking Bill Clinton for a second.

Enn said...

You pimped him up real nicely, although I can't fathom why you smeared faeces on his head.

Anonymous said...

All I can do is pray for people like you.
Do you not have anything better to do with your time than such things as insulting people you know nothing about with such shallow insults? I happen to work for one of these CEOs and he is one of the best leaders and genuine person I have ever met and had the pleasure to know and work for.
God Bless you and please take my advise and find better use of your time for Gods sake! PK

The CEO said...

Nope, nothing better to do with my time.

KP.Crisp said...

All I can do is sacrifice a goat on your behalf.
I happen to be sleeping with at least 3 of these wonderful, gentle, majestic, CEOs and your ill thought out, childish jackanapery has brought me to tears 10 times over the past 2 years. My CEOs give me big pleasures and it just isn't right for you make fun for yourself (and others) by dissecting their admittedly bizarre countenances.
May Lord Satan, King of Eternia and patron-saint of capitalism have mercy upon your soul for fuck sake! KP.Crisp (née Socrates)

Anonymous said...

hey!!! my name is Mike Leporati... I am an artist and did some portrait work of this gentleman a few years back.. Ruediger is a good man!! Great guy to talk to. Super smart..very easy going, very REAL and ambitious..And you know what? Most Germans are! i only wish i could work for a guy as stand up as Rudy!! Hope things are going well, in your neck of the woods, man!!

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