Richard R. Schlinkert, Southeast Regional Sales Manager, Jupiter Systems

He's using his hair to make a frame for his face. Clever idea. It stops the brain from having to work so hard on locating the face.



For some bizarre reason we can picture him having webcam sex. His face seems to shout out webcam sex. Maybe it's because he's taken his tie off and started to unbutton his shirt? That's what we always ask them to do.

We're not suggesting Richard does or has ever done webcam sex, just that he looks the sort you might see were you to log into Chatroulette at 4.45am. It's not a crime to say something looks like something, is it? Guess we're about to find out.