Alan Kandel, Business Development Manager, A.M. Best Co.

He's got his glasses on too tight and they're bending his ears up. Lengthen the arms, Alan. Any local optician ought to be able to do that in five minutes.



He's also got his tie on too tight and it's inflating his head. Has a good, firm grip, basically.

David E. Higgins, Business Development Manager, Salin Loan Center

Knew he was having his photo taken, so washed his hair this morning. Shaved a mere three hours before the image was captured, so this must've been a morning shoot. Can't identify breakfast as he brushed too thoroughly.



Looks too much like Ricky Gervais for comfort, so may be about to say something offensive about a disabled person while the disabled person in question - or a family member of the disabled person - is listening, thereby creating a 'cringeworthy' moment that some may mistake for comedy.