If you're going to do a combover, Rick, you need to start combing from further down.
Placing the parting one inch above the ear is recommended in extreme cases such as this.
Wednesday 4 May 2011
Saturday 2 April 2011
Mr April 2011
Lovely background. We advise arranging your icons around his head, like a halo around an image of the Virgin Mary.
And put your Recycle Bin where his lapel badge is.
And put your Recycle Bin where his lapel badge is.
Thursday 31 March 2011
Tuesday 1 March 2011
Mr March, 2011
Due to overwhelming issues to do with these men having nothing better to do than Google themselves and complain about it, the new policy going forwards is to not refer to them by name in the body text.
We shall instead refer to them by SUPER SECRET CODE NAMES only known to us. This is Mr Nathan Horn-Rimmington.
This should mean that it'll soon be possible to access the email account without receiving daily threats of legal action. And you'd think a man who works for a dentist would take this opportunity to exhibit his teeth.
We shall instead refer to them by SUPER SECRET CODE NAMES only known to us. This is Mr Nathan Horn-Rimmington.
This should mean that it'll soon be possible to access the email account without receiving daily threats of legal action. And you'd think a man who works for a dentist would take this opportunity to exhibit his teeth.
Tuesday 11 January 2011
APPEAL: High-resolution image of James J. Sutliff required
Has been known to operate small-to-medium-sized retail businesses under the pseudonym "Jim".
Start the hunt here, and DO NOT REST until you've found one of him and his wife holidaying in Hawaii. Thanks to reader Richard for picking up the initial scent.
Start the hunt here, and DO NOT REST until you've found one of him and his wife holidaying in Hawaii. Thanks to reader Richard for picking up the initial scent.
Sunday 9 January 2011
K.C. Mathews, Executive Vice President and Chief Investment Officer, UMB Bank
We had planned to manufacture a physical calendar again this year, but sort of forgot. And felt guilty about not updating the site enough to ask for MONEY in exchange for merchandise.
So here's an awkward compromise.
At least this is free. We suggest putting your icons on the grey area.
So here's an awkward compromise.
At least this is free. We suggest putting your icons on the grey area.
Tuesday 28 December 2010
Monday 20 December 2010
Mark Keatley, Executive Vice President of Finance & IT, Actavis
This image was tagged "AUG2010" so Mark should still look pretty much the same in real life. Maybe a bit less tanned and with a bushier moustache, perhaps even in different glasses, but within this visual ballpark.
Submitted by "Roy". Thanks. You have a nice eye for it, Roy. We should meet up and hang out inside Canary Wharf one lunchtime with a spotters checklist.
Submitted by "Roy". Thanks. You have a nice eye for it, Roy. We should meet up and hang out inside Canary Wharf one lunchtime with a spotters checklist.
Thursday 16 December 2010
READER SUBMISSION: B. Kevin Turner, Chief Operating Officer, Microsoft
This one messes with your perception of the male form. You expect there to be no hair, than all of a sudden there's LOADS OF HAIR, then it goes back to expecting there's no hair again all the way down.
Definitely no more hair on Mr Turner between lip and toes. It's all chemically and mechanically removed once a month. Bet he even puts his trimmings in the bin, rather than wedging them down the plug hole, too.
"The lack of tie is excused - this is the casual option from Microsoft's
selection of B. Kevin Turner images. Wonder if his office nickname is 'B' or 'Kev'?" - Alex.
Definitely no more hair on Mr Turner between lip and toes. It's all chemically and mechanically removed once a month. Bet he even puts his trimmings in the bin, rather than wedging them down the plug hole, too.
"The lack of tie is excused - this is the casual option from Microsoft's
selection of B. Kevin Turner images. Wonder if his office nickname is 'B' or 'Kev'?" - Alex.
Tuesday 14 December 2010
Thomas F. Lagatta, Executive Vice President, Worldwide Sales, Broadcom
We went to the Broadcom press site for WORK PURPOSES and, as usual, couldn't help but hopefully browse to the Executive Photo Library in case there was anything useful up there of a sufficient resolution for misappropriating on this secondary hobbyist niche blog.
And there was.
Glad we checked. Nearly didn't, as the home internet's a bit slow at the moment. It was fate, Tom. Fate brought us together.
And there was.
Glad we checked. Nearly didn't, as the home internet's a bit slow at the moment. It was fate, Tom. Fate brought us together.