He can morph his finger into a letter opener, but not a stapler as that's got moving parts.

There's also a bit of the Stan Laurel about him, although Stan would recoil in horror and bewilderment at the very notion of a collar with buttons on it.
Corporate photography.

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What's the problem with button down collars? Surely they stop people stealing your tie.
Is he or isn't he?
Is it natural or is it Silvikrin?
Either that or Nigel from accounts has a very cold head this morning..
David Lynch. Hence the button down collar to keep his collarbone nice and warm.
Yeah, lay off the button down collars! I've got at least two casual shirts with button down collars. I didn't think there was anything wrong with them but now you've given me a complex.
Button-downs are for poofs, obviously, and the bloke looks like a blend of David Lynch AND Stan Laurel, which, I'm sure, at least David Lynch would fancy.
I'm wearing a shirt with a button down collar right now. Primark, £3 clearance rack. Lovingly hand crafted by child slaves in an Indian sweatshop.
Actually, I feel bad about it now . . . but £3 is one heck of a deal. I'll admit, I'm torn.
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