Wednesday 4 May 2011

Mr May 2011

If you're going to do a combover, Rick, you need to start combing from further down.

Placing the parting one inch above the ear is recommended in extreme cases such as this.

Saturday 2 April 2011

Mr April 2011

Lovely background. We advise arranging your icons around his head, like a halo around an image of the Virgin Mary.

And put your Recycle Bin where his lapel badge is.

Thursday 31 March 2011

Pieter Nota, Chief Executive Officer, Consumer Lifestyle, Philips

Leslie Phillips 2.0.

The above reference won't work for international readers.

Tuesday 1 March 2011

Mr March, 2011

Due to overwhelming issues to do with these men having nothing better to do than Google themselves and complain about it, the new policy going forwards is to not refer to them by name in the body text.

We shall instead refer to them by SUPER SECRET CODE NAMES only known to us. This is Mr Nathan Horn-Rimmington.

This should mean that it'll soon be possible to access the email account without receiving daily threats of legal action. And you'd think a man who works for a dentist would take this opportunity to exhibit his teeth.

Tuesday 11 January 2011

APPEAL: High-resolution image of James J. Sutliff required

Has been known to operate small-to-medium-sized retail businesses under the pseudonym "Jim".

Start the hunt here, and DO NOT REST until you've found one of him and his wife holidaying in Hawaii. Thanks to reader Richard for picking up the initial scent.

Sunday 9 January 2011

K.C. Mathews, Executive Vice President and Chief Investment Officer, UMB Bank

We had planned to manufacture a physical calendar again this year, but sort of forgot. And felt guilty about not updating the site enough to ask for MONEY in exchange for merchandise.

So here's an awkward compromise.

At least this is free. We suggest putting your icons on the grey area.

Tuesday 28 December 2010

Kevin Cooney, Corporate Vice President & Chief Information Officer, Xilinx

False teeth?

Eyes look suspicious as well. And no way are those actual ears.

Monday 20 December 2010

Mark Keatley, Executive Vice President of Finance & IT, Actavis

This image was tagged "AUG2010" so Mark should still look pretty much the same in real life. Maybe a bit less tanned and with a bushier moustache, perhaps even in different glasses, but within this visual ballpark.

Submitted by "Roy". Thanks. You have a nice eye for it, Roy. We should meet up and hang out inside Canary Wharf one lunchtime with a spotters checklist.

Thursday 16 December 2010

READER SUBMISSION: B. Kevin Turner, Chief Operating Officer, Microsoft

This one messes with your perception of the male form. You expect there to be no hair, than all of a sudden there's LOADS OF HAIR, then it goes back to expecting there's no hair again all the way down.

Definitely no more hair on Mr Turner between lip and toes. It's all chemically and mechanically removed once a month. Bet he even puts his trimmings in the bin, rather than wedging them down the plug hole, too.

"The lack of tie is excused - this is the casual option from Microsoft's
selection of B. Kevin Turner images
. Wonder if his office nickname is 'B' or 'Kev'?" - Alex.

Tuesday 14 December 2010

Thomas F. Lagatta, Executive Vice President, Worldwide Sales, Broadcom

We went to the Broadcom press site for WORK PURPOSES and, as usual, couldn't help but hopefully browse to the Executive Photo Library in case there was anything useful up there of a sufficient resolution for misappropriating on this secondary hobbyist niche blog.

And there was.

Glad we checked. Nearly didn't, as the home internet's a bit slow at the moment. It was fate, Tom. Fate brought us together.