Monday, 15 February 2010

READER SUBMISSION: Jim Panfil, former Director of Marketing, Atmel Corporation

Today's reader-submitted executive is a superbly moustachioed 1960s original in fine working condition, offering experience, a classic all-white shirt option and an annoying tickling sensation when he nibbles lovingly and loyally at your neck.



"This is Jim Panfil. Once upon a time he was Director of Marketing at Atmel Corporation. Today, his LinkedIn public profile says he's interested in 'career opportunities', 'job inquiries' and 'getting back in touch'. What happened, Jim?" - DM.

10 comments:

Graham Mumford said...
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Graham Mumford said...

Damn! Bad grammar, didn't realise attention would be drawn to the fact I deleted it..

Just thought Jim has many exciting career opportunities in the Greek Restaurant industry.

Very daring of him to use a scanned print. Either that or the photographer has a new 'add dust' filter to give the shot that authentic retro feel..

GigerPunk said...

Christopher Lee and Alan Alda's lovechild.

That is indeed one hell of moustache - I've been cultivating something similar for a while myself, so I can really appreciate the work that's gone into it. I think he could do with some moustache wax for it tho, needs to be trained more sideways as it currently seems, rather lazily, to be growing downwards rather than outwards and obscuring his upper lip.

Impeccable colouring though - only a hint of grey, giving it a distinguished feel, coupled with the impressive fullness of growth so still youthful and full of energy. Truly a masterpiece of a moustache that any man could be proud of.
8/10 (more points available if trained with wax, points to be deducted if artificial colourants turn out to have been used)

GigerPunk said...

Oh yes, and need I say - a definite contender for Sexy Execs calendar 2011?

Rant said...

When I opened the blog all I could see at the bottom of the browser was the top of Jim's head, which looks remarkably like Chairman Mao's.

yoyo said...

Serious moustache envy here. All I can manage is a few thin, wispy blond hairs. I think Jim may have missed his calling playing a Mexican bandito in westerns. With a 'tache like that it would be a crime not to star in at least a TV movie or something.

No Name said...

Darn tootin' he's gunna rustle up a mess 'o beans and get him some pussy, yeehaw!

Not in that order, though. Sex + bean farts = -1 point.

GigerPunk said...

All depends if you're having sex in the bath at the time...

Anonymous said...

hi

Rock City said...

gotta make sure you wipe your nose real well with a mustache like that - otherwise mucous gets smeared all over the upper hair. Also, boogers can be an issue. Sneezing can be a problem too, because the mucous mist gets caught in the hair web.

Been there, done that.

I shaved mine.

I am a clean machine now.

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