Thursday, 11 February 2010

BRITISH EXECUTIVE: David Morton, Strategic Development Director of Menzies Distribution

He's escaped! One's escaped! Call the police and have all local bus and rail services stopped. No, it's too late! He's on a coach. We repeat, he's on a coach, last seen heading north on the A1.



He's now taunting authorities by posting photos that give clues about his whereabouts on social networking sites.

6 comments:

Sponge Finge said...

I can see he's keen to get this over with and back into the safety of the office building. Nothing worse than having to leave the building when you work on an industrial estate. More than thirty seconds out there can remind you how depressing your existence is.

The pain can be diminished by restricting excursions to a brief queue at the sandwich van, where you can stare at your phone in order to avoid conversation with others and then buy a sandwich which might just be unhealthy enough to kill you and spare you another thirty years of this monotony.

Anyway I prefer working in a town, in case that wasn't clear.

zeptimius said...

Did you intentionally crop the picture so the van would say 'mentally driven'?

PC London-Beat said...

I literally loled, The CEO.

ROCK CITY said...

PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU

WATCHA DOING OVER THERE

WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE

PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU

WANNA BIG JUICY KISS

I'LL MAKE SURE I DONT MISS

PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU

WATCH OUT FOR I AM THE MENZIE MAN

LAST SEEN HEADING NORTH ON A1 IN A COACH OR VAN

PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU

DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME

LET ME KNOW AND I WILL LET YOU SEE

PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU

FOR THIS IS NOW OVER SO

WHY DONT YOU PICK A 3 LEAF CLOVER

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