He's escaped! One's escaped! Call the police and have all local bus and rail services stopped. No, it's too late! He's on a coach. We repeat, he's on a coach, last seen heading north on the A1.

He's now taunting authorities by posting photos that give clues about his whereabouts on social networking sites.
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I can see he's keen to get this over with and back into the safety of the office building. Nothing worse than having to leave the building when you work on an industrial estate. More than thirty seconds out there can remind you how depressing your existence is.
The pain can be diminished by restricting excursions to a brief queue at the sandwich van, where you can stare at your phone in order to avoid conversation with others and then buy a sandwich which might just be unhealthy enough to kill you and spare you another thirty years of this monotony.
Anyway I prefer working in a town, in case that wasn't clear.
Did you intentionally crop the picture so the van would say 'mentally driven'?
I literally loled, The CEO.
PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU
WATCHA DOING OVER THERE
WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE
PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU
WANNA BIG JUICY KISS
I'LL MAKE SURE I DONT MISS
PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU
WATCH OUT FOR I AM THE MENZIE MAN
LAST SEEN HEADING NORTH ON A1 IN A COACH OR VAN
PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU
DO YOU WANNA GET WITH ME
LET ME KNOW AND I WILL LET YOU SEE
PEEK A BOO I SEE YOU
FOR THIS IS NOW OVER SO
WHY DONT YOU PICK A 3 LEAF CLOVER
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