Friday, 5 February 2010

BRITISH EXECUTIVE: Dave Everitt, General Manager of EMEA, Absolute Software

Believe it or not, this one just arrived in our email inbox. Surely executives aren't now battling to see who's the sexiest of them all? We'll have to assemble a rate card. If people are going to start submitting their own photos, we might as well start making them pay for it. This isn't some sort of casual sex messageboard, despite how it may look.



If this was a casual sex messageboard, Dave would be waiting a very long time for even the least invasive of contact. He should've used an older photo, something from the 80s at least.

5 comments:

Prison Hardman said...

He looks like he still has his coat on, and his eyebrows look like trained caterpillars, George and Liza.

No Name said...

I think this has been submitted by one of "underlings" via "email" for the purpose of "humiliating" him.

Little does this underling know that I find his boss strikingly erotic!

Anonymous said...

You need to get out more, 'no name'...

PERKY said...

Never judge a book by it's cover.... always checkout the inner content - you might be surprised by what you find!!!!!!!!!

Trilby said...

Misused punctuation?

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