UPDATE, DECEMBER 11:
We have now sold out of these. Sorry. There's always 2011.
On a bored whim we got a load of these made up. They're real items. This is not a joke. You can have one if you want one. It is a PRODUCT. And you are the focus group.
Featuring 11 all-new executives and Louis Bachetti as Mr July because he's awesome, it's the Sexy Executives 2010 Wall Calendar.
*Holds head in hands, wondering why*
It's an A4 calendar on glossy paper, with "special" customised business-themed calendar events printed on the days & dates part.
They're very nice. There are three up on the walls of the Sexy Executives HQ right now, all set to different months of 2010. It's confusing, to be honest, but even three wrong calendars will be right once during 2010.
You may want to buy one of these because you are an angry executive considering launching a legal threat against Sexy Executives, and this is proof that we are, in some extremely small way, profiting from using your likeness without permision! That might actually work.
HOW TO BUY ONE:
Available now in a limited run of 100. If they sell out we may get more made up, but that's not a promise.