Thursday, 22 October 2009

Simon Taylor, Senior Director, Information Access Management, CommVault

Idiot. There's not many people in the world we'd like to start a fight with, but if we had to stand next to Simon and listen to him banging on and on and on about his latest sexual conquests we'd feel duty bound to hit his smug face with the heaviest instrument in the vicinity.



And take that bit of string off your wrist, this is the business world not Ibiza.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

brilliant.
That last remark was pure Mark Corrigan

GigerPunk said...

Rik Mayalls younger brother?
What I find odd is he's got some grey hair showing at the temples but hasn't yet learnt how to comb his hair or shave properly.
I mean, what is that on his upper lip and chin? Is that meant to be a beard/moustache?
Even if you ignore how poor it is and just assume he's only started growing it (just in time for his photo to be taken?), why's he shaved the centre out of the moustache?
He's got a good cm of baldness right in the middle there...

Anonymous said...

and some telltale toot up his right nostril

yoyo said...

Sadly, that's probably exactly the kind of facial hair that would impress all the young secretaries that he'd like to fuck.

I'd never make it in the business world with my homeless tramp beard. Well, until I hit 60 in 36 years time, at which point it will auomatically make me look like the wisest business sage in the land.

I'm going to fantasise about being a business sage when I'm filling out application forms for minimum wage jobs tomorrow. Might make the day more bearable.

Anonymous said...

What an annoying cunt.

Grk! said...

You're going too far! You'll be SOOOOOOOD!111!1

Anonymous said...

SOOOOOOOOOO ME THEN !!111!!1

Grk! said...
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Grk! said...

Can't! I've got BUGGERALLMONEY!1!!!1undredaneleventeen!11!!

WV: noombley. Stop-motion children's animation about a foopmaball stadium near Chigley.

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