Monday, 28 September 2009

Phil Sharpe, Director of Casualty and Major Risks, ACE UK

Phil, go into the toilets and wash all that gel out of your hair NOW. And use the soap. There's an important client coming in for lunch, and we don't want this place looking and smelling like a sixth-form common room.



And TAKE that STUPID tie off. We'd rather you didn't wear one at all. And if you can't use a proper razor, buy yourself an electric one. Honestly, how old are you?

7 comments:

GigerPunk said...

Ginger eyebrows = no suprise he's trying to hide his Ginger hair by darkening it with a load of hair 'product'.

Plus, as evidenced by cuts on his chin, he's incapable of using a razor safely so he's not even got the option of shaving it all off, unless he gets someone else to do it for him.

Wonder how long before someone comes along to post anonymously about how nasty/unwarranted these comments are? How often does Phil Sharpe or his family/staff google his name?

Carr said...

I think it's OK to be rude about people with generic names like Phil Sharpe. The cunt. I hate him. Steals from the canteen till, so I've heard.

Anonymous said...

Cute as a button! You all blind or what...

Anonymous said...

Remember Sharpie, I do know where you live.

Anonymous said...

A great leader for a carrot top, I would follow him anywhere.

p.s. thanks for the job. Dave Hall

RWB stripes said...

Photographer actually did good works tempering the mild flop of ears. Tie is somewhat like an American 4th of July celebration when combined with the blue suit stripes.

Overall, a decent attempt of professional photography.

Anonymous said...

"Why do they call you jugs?"

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