Friday, 4 September 2009

D. Cam Findlay, Senior Vice President, General Counsel and Secretary, Medtronic Inc.

Too enthusiastic. Crazed, almost. Wouldn't know when to stop. Wouldn't understand that it's 1.20pm and everyone wants their lunch so it's best to stop talking. You've lost the crowd, Cam. Mike's got a sausage sandwich in his bag and it's all he can think about.


Still, he's setting a great example. If you want to be Senior Vice President, General Counsel and Secretary, you need to be a bit manic. Don't stop talking no matter how bored everyone else looks and you'll soon bludgeon your way to the top.

2 comments:

GigerPunk said...

Looks like a 5 year old was shown a picture of Sean Bean in the morning and then told to made a model of him out of sausages and playdoh in the afternoon. Interesting use of gravy browning for mottled skin colour too, but at least he's got a proper collar; looks starched enough that you could cut your finger on it too. This is good.

Sponge Finge said...

Is his tie made from chain mail? Want.

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