Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Mike Rogers, Senior Vice President of Sales, Goodmail

Needs to lose 50lbs and shave it all off. We're here to say the things your human resources department hasn't been allowed to say since the 1960s, when companies had to start pretending they cared about the feelings of their employees.


Which finally gives us an excuse to upload the never-gets-boring J. Allard SUPER-MAKEOVER photograph, the single greatest executive makeover of all time...



Seriously, Mike, you could pull this off. Buy a mountain bike, then start experimenting with more expensive shirts. They really do fit better.

8 comments:

GigerPunk said...

Oh thank you for that, I do so love the Allard makeover, I keep forgetting about it and it's just so bloody horrible. He might have looked like an overweight man with no dress sense beforehand but at least it was honest and you knew where you were with him. He works with computers, he looks exactly as you'd expect.
Now, styled to look like a cheap Michael Stipe lookalike you can see he's plainly unhappy.
His eyes are screaming out "Pity me! I'm not allowed to choose my own clothes anymore!"

Still, losing the weight's probably given him a few more years so probably not so bad in that respect.

yoyo said...

Beat me to the punch! I was just about to type "Does anyone else get Losing my Religion in their head whenever they see that J. Allard photo?"

Anonymous said...

But wait, there shouldn't be a stop after the J in J Allard. His first name is a letter!

The only man with a cooler name in the field of Things That Make Nerds Spew Yoghurt is McG.

The CEO said...

Whoops. I thought it was for Jason or Jeremy.

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