Thursday, 24 September 2009

INVESTIGATION: Severe staff anomalies at Northrop Grumman

Something VERY WRONG has been going on at the US defence supplier.

NEEDS NEW FRAMES URGENTLY: Bernard McVey, vice president and chief information officer for Northrop Grumman.

SKIN TOO TIGHT: Harry Chen, Integrated Product Team manager and technical fellow, Northrop Grumman Aerospace Systems. "Technical fellow" is a proper part of his job title, by the way, we haven't just put that in for effect.

TOO MUCH FACE FOR HER HEAD: Veronica Nelson, manager of the Career Pathways Program at Northrop Grumman Electronic Systems.

PLEASE ENROL IN THE SUIT MODERNISATION PROGRAMME: J. Michael Landrum, director of communications for Northrop Grumman's Information Systems sector. Many more delights can be found at the Northrop Grumman press page.


AK said...

Greatest post yet. Beautiful freaks.

Enn said...

Brilliant post. I also nominate "TOO MUCH FACE FOR HER HEAD" for an award. Any award.

Anonymous said...

"What I'd give for teeth so even and in such a consistent tone...." is what you're all really thinking.

Anonymous said...

Clearly Northrop Grumman has been infiltrated, from the bottom up, by a time traveller, an alien, a robot and Timothy Spall.

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