Thursday, 25 June 2009

Kevin P. Kauffman, president and CEO, K.P. Kauffman Company, Inc.

Named the company after yourself? Have an extremely firm idea of what kind of lighting situations your face looks best in? It would be wrong of us to label Kevin P. Kauffman a self-obsessed control freak based on the evidence of one photo.

But he is.


Going on the fabric bunching you can see on his left sleeve there and the close proximity of his face to the camera, there's even a strong chance he's reaching forward and taking the photo himself with his own camera.

That's so he can have total control of what image gets sent out and can just delete the ones he doesn't like immediately. Kevin P. Kauffman knows precisely what angle Kevin P. Kauffman's face looks best from.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kevin P. Kauffman knows what Kevin P. Kauffman wants, and what Kevin P. Kauffman wants, Kevin P. Kauffman gets.

Also, his right eye is psychotic.

Anonymous said...

dont mess with kevin p kauffman!

Anonymous said...

Kevin P. Kauffman's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries!

Anonymous said...

kevin p. kauffman isnt scared of chuck noris.....CHUCK NORIS IS SCARED OF KEVIN P. KAUFFMAN

Anonymous said...

Kevin P. Kauffman...The most interesting man in the world

Anonymous said...

Kevin P. Kauffman...SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!

Anonymous said...

There are few brave enough to look in the eyes of Kevin P Kauffman

Anonymous said...

The chief export of Kevin P. Kauffman is PAIN!

Anonymous said...

Kevin P Kauffman doesnt sleep...he waits

Anonymous said...

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed every night for Kevin P Kauffman

Anonymous said...

Kevin P Kauffman doesnt read books, he stares them down until they give him they information he wants

Anonymous said...

Kevin P Kauffman is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Anonymous said...

If you have five dollars and Kevin P Kauffman has five dollars, Kevin P Kauffman has more than you.

moth said...

Kevin P Kauffman is anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Kevin P Kauffman's face was recently added to roles of toilet paper for fun, but they were immediatly destroyed because Kevin P kuaffman doesnt take crap from anyone!!

GigerPunk said...

Jesus, I'f you're going to cut and paste unfunny Chuck Norris 'jokes', rather than trying to think of something interesting to say on your own, then at least c+p ones that don't have spelling mistakes.
Unless you actually typed all these in and the spelling mistake is the only speck of originality you've added, in which case that's even sadder.

GigerPunk said...

Kinda hoping Anonymous is just one person now and it's not a whole bunch of you all joining in together, adding a line each and I've just missed the point entirely and now I'm the sad billy-no-mates and you're all pointing and sniggering.
Yup, that'd be about right.

Anonymous said...

Kevin P Kauffman...The Man, The Myth, The Legend

companions and friends said...

As the photographer of this image, whether you like it or not, you're infringing on my copyright. Please cease and desist - as in remove the image - or I will be sending you an invoice for $1200 for 24 months of usage. In addition, I have contacted Mr. Kauffman's representative. Thank you
Susan Goddard
www.sgodphoto.com

Anonymous said...

KP Kauffman is the worst company owner in the world as for every other oil company gives a bonus he gives hams.

Anonymous said...

Hey 28 November 2011 post, You should be happy you have a job! A Christmas bonus is not a requirement its optional. Stop complaining!

Anonymous said...

So far, I enjoy working there! I've only been there since 3/29 and its a great transition from my last job where I was at for 7.25 years! I'm a roustabout for kauffman now and my starting pay is more than I was making as foreman and irrigation tech ( by a notable margin). Now I'm on here trying to find out what kind of man I'm working for, and he seems like a successful individual. That deserves respect! If my plans work out, I too will be a successful business owner in the aviation industry. But I'm pretty much leaving a comment because I saw the whining from who I would guess is a co-worker. And he/she possesses the mentality that many do, everything is owed to them! And I believe that attitude is one of the problems in this country! I've been working since I was twelve years old to get the nice things in life. I have owned a business too. It was pretty successful at first, but after a tons of illegals wandered in, I bailed because I was in the landscaping business and it turns out, most of them were too! I refused to compete with their prices and calling immigration did nothing! Another problem with this country haha! Anyways, I really like working for Kauffman but I just received a better offer from Halliburton that would let me make more money and enough time off to get all my commercial aviation studying and training done. I feel bad because I enjoy the job and all the hilarious guys I work with! And I've only been there for a few weeks. But I haven't been looking for another job since I got hired. The Halliburton call came from a position I applied for a few months back. Bottom line is, KP Kauffman is an awesome company to work for ran by an awesome dude! Prosper On!!!

Anonymous said...

Well said. And a mesmerizing photo indeed.
And long live KP Kauffman Company !

And what kind of man was Kauff anyway?

What he a man's man? A spineless fairy? Or a diplomatic cream puff?

Anonymous said...

Do astronauts have sex in space?

hard working ex employee said...

Kevin is a very nice guy. His son is to. The problem. With kpk is you have a jack ass (roy t.) And his little boy running the place( or trying). They under pay so bad its not funny. Rig hands at 15 16 bucks? Wow anywhere else its 20 to 24. 17 bucks for mechanics? Also sad. In the end its a cheap ass operation. And the services they provide are horrible. Who can afford 1600 a month in health insurance. Oh and don't try to put your 2 weeks in. They fire you on the spot. And then charge you 2000 dollars in clothes

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