Dale's face, while relatively youthful and full of energy compared to much of the corporate world and pleasingly reminiscent of an eager boxer puppy*, proves the rule that faces can be too symmetrical.
Try resizing your browser window and using it as a ruler. He's perfectly aligned! You never see eyes and ears that evenly placed on each side of most heads, or of such equal sizes. Even his little smile dimples are on a level.
His mother is to be congratulated for bravely sleeping on her back for every single night during the pregnancy.