Can't wait for the usual slew of outraged comments from friends for this update - "You're being disgusting! You're being far too complimentary! She's really ugly and a horrible person to work for! You shouldn't make comments like this when you don't know people!"
A Creepy Man Who Works With Her And Googles Her Name Most Evenings
said...
How dare you! You losers! Haven't you got anything better to do than imagine yourselves pushing her slowly yet gently back against the warm, soft leather of her reclining leather chair, then pulling her ETC ETC ETC
Is there even any point in adding my voice to the chorus?
Would.
If I worked for her I'd be worried about getting a stiff on when she was telling me off for incompetence. Probably not the appropriate response to a bollocking.
Volare, oh oh Cantare, oh oh oh oh Let's fly way up to the clouds Away from the maddening crowds We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of Where lovers enjoy peace of mind Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find
Volare, oh oh E contare, oh oh oh oh No wonder my happy heart sings Your love has given me wings Penso che un sogno cosi non ritorni mai piu Mi dipingi con le mani e la faccia di blu Poi d'improvviso venivo dal veneto rapito E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito
Volare, oh oh E contare, oh oh oh oh Nel blu, dipinto di blu E ci dice di stare lassu E volavo, volavo felice piu in alto del sole con coro piu su Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiu Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me
Volare, oh oh E cantare, oh oh oh oh No wonder my happy heart sings Your love has given me wings Nel blu, dipinto di blu Fenite di stare lassu
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I think this is possibly the first time a lack of tie and unbuttoned shirt and has actually gained an executive points?
Would!
Shouldn't that be "Wet Bush Bank"?
Can't wait for the usual slew of outraged comments from friends for this update -
"You're being disgusting! You're being far too complimentary! She's really ugly and a horrible person to work for! You shouldn't make comments like this when you don't know people!"
WOULD. I said it in capitals so I get to go first.
How dare you! You losers! Haven't you got anything better to do than imagine yourselves pushing her slowly yet gently back against the warm, soft leather of her reclining leather chair, then pulling her ETC ETC ETC
"pulling her ETC ETC ETC"
You filthy bugger, there're laws against that sort of thing
"...pulling her juicy boogers out of her nose, one by one, using the tools of his choice."
Is there even any point in adding my voice to the chorus?
Would.
If I worked for her I'd be worried about getting a stiff on when she was telling me off for incompetence. Probably not the appropriate response to a bollocking.
Because she's worth it..
If she unbuttoned that shirt any further you'd be able to see her Ruppert-Pappas.
Is it just me or is that better than full-on porn??!! So many office-based scenarios are wandering through my head right now...
Definitely would.
PIGS!!!
IN!!!
SPAAAAAACE!!!
Funny that, because it ruins an otherwise perfectly good head shot.
OMG, I am in love and it is luv at first sight.
Volare, oh oh
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let's fly way up to the clouds
Away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find
Volare, oh oh
E contare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
Penso che un sogno cosi non ritorni mai piu
Mi dipingi con le mani e la faccia di blu
Poi d'improvviso venivo dal veneto rapito
E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito
Volare, oh oh
E contare, oh oh oh oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
E ci dice di stare lassu
E volavo, volavo felice piu in alto del sole con coro piu su
Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiu
Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me
Volare, oh oh
E cantare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Fenite di stare lassu
Thank You:)
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