Wow, great hairpiece, Uncle Fester!
The cold, dead eyes of a killer and the cheeks and chin of everyone who's ever been in the Sopranos.So I'm sure he's a lovely man, with great integrity and I'll hear nothing bad said about him.(Basically because I don't fancy doing underwater aerobics wearing concrete legwarmers)I DO wonder who'd come off best in a fight between Matthew and Janice A. Nearen-Bell though. Could be a close thing, but also could cause major collateral damage to nearby buildings/cities/continents.(Now worried that by mentioning Janice's name again I'm increasing the chances of her finding this site and coming to kill us all. Will have to take a tip from Cthulhu-worshippers and try to invoke her prescence sooner to try and get it over with asap in the hope of a quick(er) death. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Janice A. Nearen-Bell R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia! Janice A. Nearen-Bell Fhtagn!)
He actually weighs in at 6st 3lbs. However, he has the ability to puff himself up to seven times his normal size when confronted by predators. Or corporate photographers.
I just hope he and Janice never breed...
If they bred, you might get this...http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z202/CopyDat/Mexican-Staring-Frog.jpg
It's boy scout Russell, from "Up"
This is a murray eel. See you!
A murray eel? Is that anything like a moray mint?
Inflatable Ray Liotta is displeased.
His mouth is practically the same size as his nose. That shouldn't be...
His eyes follow your shoulder around the room.
Surely related to Anthony LaPaglia.http://cdn.digitalcity.com/ch_tv/celeb_anthony_lapaglia_180a031307
Looks like zorg has attempted to flip another bald man's head and he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for my extraordinary ability to spot a photoshop from a mile away.
I've sent the photo down to the lab, here is their approximation of what the real Matthew Natcharian looks like:http://i40.tinypic.com/2n0u2zb.jpg
w/moustache - http://dlaird.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/paul-bearer.jpg
Why did you buy one big cornish pastie? I said two small ones, you know I can't fit the large ones through my small mouth opening.
how the hell can you get that fat with a mouth that small?
I don't like to ridiculing people because I've heard that man has made excellent projects, I know sometimes is perfect laughing and making jokes but not all the time.
ok ok let's be clear, he doesn't have a expression, like to watch a movie of nicolas cage or steven segal...