Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Robert L. Parker Jr., Executive Chairman, and David C. Mannon, CEO, Parker Drilling

It's a Parker Drilling special update today, featuring two entries from opposite ends of the executive spectrum. First up - the creepy, withered old end.



This is the actual Mr Parker. He's the one who takes care of business and pays the bills. The drilling machine is his.



And here's the young, thrusting one. This is the one who runs up the drinks tab in the name of "building contacts". We would rather go out for lunch with the old one, as there wouldn't be as much pressure to get drunk and compare sexual conquests.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

that top guy has the sort of smile that one has when one knows one is going to get to eat human flesh for the first time in 20 years

Anonymous said...

Robert Parker Jr..... surely not a relation to Ray Parker Jr?

On second thoughts.....

Yeti said...

If there was a Dr Who Parker Drilling special and I was Rose Tyler or Catherine Tate, I would keep a very close eye on Robert L Parker's neck.

I have a sneaking suspicion that everything below his jawline isn't real. I bet as soon as he suspects the Dr has sussed him out, everything from the neck down will drop off revealing a spider's body.

He'll then crawl down a special hole he'd drilled earlier reappearing in a little spaceship that flys off and disappears never to be seen again.

David C. Mannon was too busy licking the inside of his bottom lip and thinking about himself naked to notice Robert was an alien spider.

GigerPunk said...

Good point about Robert L. Parker (jr). You can't see his hands and even his arms seem to blend into his suit - looks like it's some sort of pinstripe dalek bodyshell. Maybe a spider, as you suggest, or a series of dwarves/children (or deaf children?) inside working him. Like a Vorlon from babylon 5?

David Cthe. Mannon lookth like he could be advertithing an exthecutive Mouth ulther treatment.

Carr said...

Looks like his right ear is coming loose from where he didn't zip it up right around the back.

Sponge Finge said...

They don't look right. I've fixed them.

http://imagebin.ca/img/puRGhZ.jpg

Trilby said...

Nice to see Ron Howard and Bruce Campbell and still getting work though.

Anonymous said...

The top one looks like that guy from Star Trek:Deep Space 9 who could shape-shift or something stupid like that.

Anonymous said...

Odo.

You're right. He never could do faces properly.

Anonymous said...

Sure as hell beats Frank "Joey" Husband who was forced by his wife to leave his last job(in Alaska). He had a bad habit of continually dipping his quill into company ink. Robin thinks he has stopped...love is blind.

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