Tuesday 22 December 2009

Norm Szydlowski, president and chief executive officer, SemGroup

The Szydlowski family was bred underground, hence the minuscule eye-holes. His tan has come from being under studio lighting for five minutes - and he's wearing Factor 20!



The lip-whiskers are used to sense the vibrations of its prey in the total darkness of the subterranian hunting grounds.

15 comments:

Prison Hardman said...

Typo, should read: "was inbred".

Sponge Finge said...

Must have been a surprise when he came above ground and saw his tie was a different colour than he had been thinking all these years.

Good quality suit material. Wouldn't.

No Name said...

Inuit hitman turned photocopier salesman.

Trilby said...

Living underground is the only possible excuse for that tie.


ZZZZING!

Yeti said...

"What's that thing you've put in front of your face?"

"A whatera?"

"records images?, I may have only been above-ground for a week but I'm not stupid?!"

"Hey Hank, he reckons he can record images with that (laughter)"

Anonymous said...

Yeti - no comprendo.

Anonymous said...

Hey, but have you seen his brother Joe? Now there's some (visible) killer blue eyes...

Anonymous said...

dirt man.

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