Initially seems very lovely. Initially seems like you'd want to help her reorganise the stationery room on a very hot day. Then you start to imagine kissing her and OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HER GUMS?
Sadly, Ann doesnt hold up to the sort of advanced, high levels of scrutiny people are subjected to these days. It's not us doing this, it's celebrity-obsessed media culture. Blame Heat magazine.