Wednesday 29 July 2009

Jennifer L. Finch, Chief Financial Office, Artesian Consulting Engineers, Inc.

Uh-oh. The sporty type. Don't employ Jennifer, she'll be a human resources nightmare. She'll want on-site showering facilities, free towels, lockers for her specialist clothing, somewhere to store her stupid bike, proper mineral water in the coolers, healthy vegetarian meal options in the canteen (and not just pasta every day), plus she'll take longer than her allowed hour for lunch most days because she'll be off jogging 10 miles around the local park.


She'll also be off for weeks on end after breaking her collar bone in a mountain biking accident, will require lengthy holidays in countries where there's no mobile signal so she'll be totally uncontactable in the event of an emergency, plus she's also getting on for 40 and has a brace on her teeth so could be a considerable drain on the company healthcare scheme.

This is why most powerful men favour suits and grey backgrounds for their promotional images. That doesn't give away as many personal facts to potential business enemies.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would? Mmmmn... wouldn't.

Review Daddy said...

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western boots said...

Nice smile,I hope she's fine after recovering from accident.

Anonymous said...

This woman is complete BITCH. I can't wait until someone pisses on her grave.

Anonymous said...

Skank ass bitch ;) I feel bad for her family for having to deal with this whore. She ave the poor man who worked for her a heart attack and killed the man.

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