Thursday, 16 July 2009

DOUBLE TEAM! Carl Roehling, President & CEO, SmithGroup, and Robert L. Shaw, President, F&S Partners

Ahh, they're leaning into each other. The cheerful body language matches the positive cost-saving synergies soon to be realised by their businesses working more closely together in the creative ideaspace.


INT. NIGHT
Busy bar scene. Two men in suits are swaying from drunkenness on bar stools.

CARL
Honestly, Rob, I tell you, right. We're gonna... we're gonna...

ROB
Crush their asses!

CARL
Yeah, man. Like, liquidise their asses!

ROB
Liquidise their assets!

CARL
And that!

ROB
Oh, man. Awesome. Can I have another go on the poppers?

7 comments:

Glenn Slagg said...

I'm painting radiators today. I don't like it, but they are not as bad as window frames.

WV: priphien - someone who lives on the outskirts of Paris

Enn said...

The left could pass for an heroic captain on some scifi show, whereas the right one would have trouble qualifying for the obligatory comedic, goofy sidekick of the enemy captain. You know, the borderline retarded type that doesn't even get to turn good in the end and hook up with the ugly smart girl from the heroes' team.

sperical123 said...

William Roehing say:
- Sent using Google ToolbarHello, my Father, Carl Robert Roehling, Was a Detective for the Santa Clara County Sheriffs Department For Fifteen years, he then went to work for United Airlines as Security Specialist from which he retired in June of 1986 and Past on later that year. He was a much loved man form his family and everyone that new him. It was a strange feeling when i saw your name, for you are the only other of this name in the USA. I'm his son, "William Roehling" I'm a "UFO Researcher"& Documentary Film Maker, and yes i said "UFO Researcher" and investigator, From La Selva Beach Ca. and it hit me like rock when i saw the name of "Carl Roehling" I'm sure your a well loved man also! Thanks for the pleasure of seeing his name again May you stay Healthy and loved by your Family, friends and everyone around you, and God Bless you,"Carl R. Roehling" w.roehling@yahoo.com / williamroehling@gmail.com

The CEO said...

I'm going to go into Meeting Room #5 for a brief cry. Hold my calls, Rebecca.

jeffrey roehling said...

Lol! How was meeting room #5? I too googled my fathers name and was surprised to see my brother williams blog. Outstanding resume sir! You've done this name proud! The chrystler world headquarters and a triathlete cool!

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