Wednesday, 1 July 2009

DOUBLE TEAM! Mike Moody, President, Newmark Homes Houston, and Lonnie Fedrick, Chairman, Newmark Homes Houston

They're cleverly standing far enough apart that the other one could easily be cropped out of the photo, should a difficult boardroom power struggle result in one of them stabbing the other in the back and having them booted out.

"Yeah, lean back, ASSHOLE. Rotate your torso away from mine, DICKWEED. You'll be cropped the hell out of this BITCH after next Wednesday's management meet."


We did an all-day training course on libel laws in about 2002, and can't remember if it'd be OK to suggest Mike is probably Lonnie's secret love child borne by his personal assistant in 1967, hence his suspiciously rapid rise through the ranks of Newmark Homes.

If Lonnie Googles himself in his lunch break he'll go BALLISTIC. If anyone from Newmark Homes hears chairs being thrown around in Lonnie's office, please drop us a line and we'll delete it all. Lonnie's not going to know how to retrieve cached versions.

18 comments:

Brian said...

That's totally great, They should always wear a Wool Tuxedo so that they looks good and presentable sine they are executives.

Anonymous said...

They're joined at the hip. File under: Siamese Sexy Executives Who Hate Each Others' Guts (Which They Share Biologically).

Anonymous said...

"Like, I TOTALLY said that I'd be wearing my navy suit with a red tie for the portraits, so what in the BEJEEZUS are you doing wearing a NAVY SUIT WITH A RED TIE?!"

Trilby said...

Sexy Executives: attracting a better class of comment spam since 2009.

Enn said...

The right one is, by contrast, making the left one appear considerably younger than he actually is. I'm suspecting this to be the only reason the right one is allowed on there.

Anonymous said...

The right one is in the early stages of decomposition - book that grave plot NOW.

Anonymous said...

It was SUPPOSED to be single portraits but they both barged in at once. Neither would back down, so they got in arbitration and settled for this.

Anonymous said...

This is the most ridiculous site I have seen. You people need to get a life!

The CEO said...

Thanks, it was the most ridiculous idea I could come up with at the time. I'm trying to come up with something more ridiculous for 2010, though, if you have any suggestions?

Trilby said...

Don't listen to him, this isn't even in the top ten most ridiculous sites I've ever seen.

Hanger42KX said...

If you have something to say BE A MAN or WOMAN and do it in person!. This is really Childish and is probably posted by someone that had no business being in the company anyway and was trimmed away. It is expected that whomever would post something like this about a group that has done as well as they, must really be a person that has no morals or a life for that matter..
feel free to email me.

The CEO said...

Feel free to email ME, or "whomever" you wish.

Dick Socrates said...

Yeah, 'The CEO', be a MAN or a WOMAN. Either's fine.

Anonymous said...

I worked for this company for 4 years......It was a fun job, until I got laid off!

Anonymous said...

I did work for Grand Haven Homes. Which is a spin off of Newmark. Trust me. Lonnie Fedrick, Eric Rome, Mike Beckett, and their little crony Shay Brinkley have their issues. They have to put their mark on every thing they do. It does not matter if it is the dumbest idea ever. Since they are all a Guinness it must be OK.These 3 guys are all a product of Lonnie Fedrick. They all hide behind their religious beliefs. It won't last. They will Fuck over anyone. And I mean Anyone. If you buy a Grand Haven Home. You got Ass Fucked.

Anonymous said...

Lonnie my old friend how are you? Davis Buehring here just seeing if u still kicking seems u kicking high i'm sstill around and enjoying retirement would love to talk to you..my #281 744- 3858 i live around the Brookshire area..

Anonymous said...

They used to work with a guy named Ray Hurlbut who helped start the original Newmark Homes with Lonnie. Oddly, Ray decided to become a woman and is a transgendered lesbian. You can't make this stuff up! He/she now owns Daybreak Custom Homes and goes by the name of Rachel Grant. If you want a good laugh, check him out on the www.DaybreakCustomHomes.com website under the About Us tab. It's the photo of the blonde 'woman' who looks like she's in drag.

Anonymous said...

P.S.: In keeping with the practice of religious hypocrisy, the pious Lonnie was banging Newmark's marketing director while he was still married. Amen!

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