Monday 6 July 2009

Barbara von Borstel, Group Director and Senior Vice President, Signature Bank

Yet another Barbara. There must be something about the harsh consonant sounds of the name that drives a woman to a life of aggressive business. Adolf Hitler wouldn't have developed that mean streak of his if he'd have been christened something neutral like Jonas or Klaus, and if Barbara's dad had got his way and called her Sophie she'd be shampooing pensioners or baking sausage rolls for a living.


We are not qualified to comment on her hair. Our layman's analysis is that she needs to get a few more bottles of stuff in her bathroom. The same stuff Andie MacDowell uses to stop her hair flying about all over the place and all pointing upwards. They're probably the same age, you know.

7 comments:

Sponge Finge said...

Would. But she'd have to fix the hair first. Trying to imagine it wet.

Carr said...

You'd need a lot of water.

Sponge Finge said...

Stormy night round the back of the petrol station. Diesel fumes in the nostrils. Option of popping into shop for a muffin and a coffee afterwards.

Anonymous said...

Ginger minge...

worm said...

I'm just left thinking 'golden retriever'

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