Thursday, 4 June 2009

Julien Courbe, Managing Director of BearingPoint's CIO Advisory Practice

WARNING: This man has an extremely odd face and head. Such an odd face and head that we feel guilty about drawing your attention to it, as he's no doubt already had an extremely difficult life in which strangers have done nothing but continually draw attention to his odd face and head.

If you do click on the image to see the big version, please, for your own safety, only look at the full-size image through a pinprick in a piece of cardboard.


And is he 16 or 44? The smooth, unblemished skin says 16 and never touched a drop, but the greying temples and visible scalp say he's served an extremely hard 44 years pushing the miserable grindstone that is life round and round and round.

Would you talk to him about the weather and gardening and road works (44) or would you ask him for help on the new DS game you've just bought and have got stuck on (16)? There's nothing more unsettling about a man than not being able to accurately gauge his age.

He also looks a bit 'Young Conservative'. And let's not even mention sexuality.

11 comments:

Sponge Finge said...

I'm imagining his laugh as a kind of 'hurrrr *pause* hurrr *pause* hurrr *hic* hurrr *stare*'

moth said...

Oh! Oh yes! Sexy Executives lives! I don't care that Julien Courbe has the worst face in the world - would, through relief. Then I would feel sickened with myself. But relieved.

The CEO said...

My wife told me I look like him. Same eyes, apparently :(((((

VP said...

Please, bring on the ladies too.

The CEO's wife. said...

Big soft sexy eyes.

The CEO said...

OK then, next time it's sex time, you can pretend I'm Julien Courbe, Managing Director of BearingPoint's CIO Advisory Practice, and I'll pretend you're Andrew von Eschenbach, Senior Advisor, Greenleaf Health.

It'll be good to get some more use out of my wedding suit.

The CEO's wife said...

Great, that'll make a change from me pretending to be Richard Jacques - I seem to have misplaced the SEGA t-shirt anyway.

Glenn Slagg said...

I do believe that Mrs CEO is an even sharper knife than our beloved CEO.
I would write "LOL" or some twatish thing, but then I would have to kill myself.

Glenn Slagg said...

By the way, forgot to ask: do you post these exchanges from different computers in different rooms, or do you sit side by side at the same machine?

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Anonymous said...

I really cannot believe that this blog is actually happening. Waw we have some bullies in the consulting environment. Guys take this post down its simply not right.

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