David E. Higgins, Business Development Manager, Salin Loan Center

Knew he was having his photo taken, so washed his hair this morning. Shaved a mere three hours before the image was captured, so this must've been a morning shoot. Can't identify breakfast as he brushed too thoroughly.



Looks too much like Ricky Gervais for comfort, so may be about to say something offensive about a disabled person while the disabled person in question - or a family member of the disabled person - is listening, thereby creating a 'cringeworthy' moment that some may mistake for comedy.

BRITISH EXECUTIVE: Gerald Cumming, Presumably The Boss Of, Cumming & Riley Solicitors

Hasn't encountered a digital camera before, and is really excited about getting to see himself on the little screen.



"I saw this stud and thought it would be a shame not to nominate him for the accolade of Sexy Exec. This fine specimen is Gerald Cumming but I am sure you could probably gather that from the picture. He has 30 years experience man and boy and possible women if the crap around his eye is anything to go by. Hope to see him up on the site soon - a man of this calibre needs to be shared with the world!" - Aaron.

Michael P. Hermsen, Managing Director, Babson Capital

Ian Curtis faked his death and went into banking.



Can someone infiltrate the Babson Capital Christmas party this year and get some footage of Michael dancing, just to confirm our hypothesis? Should be like this, only maybe a bit slower these days.

Brian Stokes, Associate Professor, Information Technology, Peirce College

You're in the business world now, Brian. Take the earring out and let the hole heal over. There's always going to be a little scar on the lobe hinting at your dark, secret past, and the sort of bars you used to hang out in, and the sort of cocktails you used to drink, and the sort of sofas you used to wake up on the next morning with your trousers nowhere to be seen, but if you keep your right side angled toward the person you're speaking too you might get away with it.



And wear a normal shirt. Being in the IT department isn't an excuse.

Peter. S. Magnusson, Vice President of Marketing, Conformiq

You can have a shaved head. You can have a goatee beard. You can have over-designed frames that hint at a self-conscious obsession with your outward appearance and a desire to be seen as a fashionable leader of men who is simultaneously non-conformist yet also practical.

Just not all three.



It's like a three course meal thrown into a blender.

Bill Myers, Vice President of Communications, DaVita

He's been well advised in growing the goatee to help differentiate the chin from the neck area, but it's treating the symptoms not the underlying cause.

We'd prescribe implants.



You can even get chinectomys on the NHS in extreme cases like this. Speak to your GP, Bill, and be very insistent about a referral to a specialist.

Liam E. McGee, Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer, The Hartford Financial Services Group, Inc.

Liam's new hairstyle successfully came through wind tunnel testing and has been deemed SAFE:



The lapel badge symbolises that his favourite sexual position is 'The Wheelbarrow'.

Introducing...

It's not technically possible for the human brain to remember all the names of these chaps, let alone their job titles and if third-from-right is President or Vice President. So you'll have to do your own research into the backstory of how this meeting came into being.



The post-meeting buffet must've been quite a sight.

Thomas Whitenight, Senior Vice President, Wells Fargo Insurance Services

This is great rarity for the collection - a man whose teeth aren't quite big enough to fill his entire mouth hole. He needs to scale his smile down accordingly - you can see all the way back to his tonsils.

It's unsettling being able to see all the way down a man's gum line. Dentists go through training on how to cope, but we're thoroughly unprepared.



Tie looks a bit 'art deco' and the photographer's messed up with the lighting. We had to open the shot up in Photoshop to enhance the photo in order to estimate the jacket's fabric constituency (70% wool, 30% reclaimed carpet tiles).

Corporate Executive Lifestyle Photography - on location Scottsdale Arizona

WOW. This is Rob, Chief Operating Officer of Walton International. We're getting a bit of Joaquin Phoenix coming through on channel three, from the heady days before his mental breakdown. Or was that just a joke in the end?





UPDATE:
Due to a copyright complaint by photographer Adam Nollmeyer, we have replaced the photograph of Rob with a photo of Adam. It isn't as good, for many reasons, but fills a gap in the layout.

UPDATE#2:
Due to another copyright complaint by Adam Nollmeyer of ACME Photography, we've replaced the photo of Adam Nollmeyer with two alternative photos of Adam Nollmeyer, the latter of which shows him before he gave up and started shaving it all off.