Wednesday 7 April 2010

Bill Myers, Vice President of Communications, DaVita

He's been well advised in growing the goatee to help differentiate the chin from the neck area, but it's treating the symptoms not the underlying cause.

We'd prescribe implants.



You can even get chinectomys on the NHS in extreme cases like this. Speak to your GP, Bill, and be very insistent about a referral to a specialist.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The man they couldn't hang.

Trilby said...

Bill read on the Just For Men bottle that it was toxic and decided he wasn't taking any chances.

Anonymous said...

Beaker from the muppets. With a goatee.

Keith M said...

The goatee is just a mouth mullet.

Anonymous said...

Notice how the color of the hair differs from the goatee. It's probably a fake goatee made from the fur of dead kittens.

Anonymous said...

This man is a strong and commited urban metrosexual. He attempts to maximize a metro sexual wardrobe, including use of square toe shoes, german driving machines, exotic vacations, square glasses and mildly expensive wristwatches. This goatee is just icing. I don't believe he would look too different without it, however, I have never seen him without it.

Interestingly, two weeks ago I was informed by a third party that his title might be inflated. A friend of a friend insists that he only handles corporate social responsability (something like community affiars or non profit foundations) at this company called Davita. She claims to know the CEO and runs in those cirles, so have no reason to doubt her. She is a trustworthy person who is mildly liberal. I was shocked as her approach to me at first was to inquire about his background - like a reference check. After I told her what I knew she dropped this bomb about the title. I was and remain shocked.

Cheese said...

Nice and new white shirt.

Freshly showered, clean looking skin.

Ears probably free of any ear wax, nose hair clipped.

Anonymous said...

I have confirmed this man's title is correct (see above post). You sometimes wonder why people trash others, obviously I should not have repeated these rumors even in the manner I did. I was wrong and take full responsability.

GigerPunk said...

"I was wrong and take full responsability",
says a person called "Anonymous".
You just can't make this stuff up, can you?

Anonymous said...

I think this rascal is rather handsome. The boyish grin, open expression denotes optimism and intelligence, bright eyes and wonderfully broad shoulders. (purring sound)

Anonymous said...

Is that mouth mullet red or just light brown?

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