Thursday, 8 April 2010

Peter. S. Magnusson, Vice President of Marketing, Conformiq

You can have a shaved head. You can have a goatee beard. You can have over-designed frames that hint at a self-conscious obsession with your outward appearance and a desire to be seen as a fashionable leader of men who is simultaneously non-conformist yet also practical.

Just not all three.



It's like a three course meal thrown into a blender.

9 comments:

Robert Dee said...

you can blur the red channel in photoshop to give your skin the unsettling evenness of an egg.

Prison Hardman said...

Terrible shirt (is awning recycling the next big thing?), and the glasses are all wrong, too. 3/10 And wouldn't, obviously.

Graham Mumford said...

He has the nerve to call himself Vice President in a company called *Conform*iq?

I don't THINK so!

You're right PH that shirt really is terrible. Looks like nylon to me, do they still make nylon shirts?

Peter S Magnusson said...

yeah, well, my gf hates the shirt too ...

Anonymous said...

But you like it presumably?

The CEO said...

Oh shit. *PRESSES EMERGENCY BUTTON*

yoyo said...

Well, I like the shirt, though I won't be buying a similar one until I've "locked down" a gf of my own (or at least given up all hope).

However, I happen to own at least one shirt with a button down collar so round these parts, my approval is likely to mean very little.

Anonymous said...

Fuck those pastel-green shirts with open collars. Doesn't make you look an inch less relaxed.

Johah Blechman said...

Similar green shirt ....

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