Monday, 19 April 2010

Patrick Caramante, VP, Engineering & Construction, Recurrent Energy

The carefully practised half-smile, the chain coincidentally peeping out through the open collar, the perfect shave - this photo STINKS of manipulation.

We doubt that's even his jacket. And those eyebrows have been glued on.



A tame and neutered Bruce Willis. We don't know what Patrick usually looks like, but it's not going to be anything like this.

4 comments:

GigerPunk said...

Colin Farrell and Frank Langella.
And photoshop clone tool, obviously.

No tie, Button down collar and gold necklace? Ooooh, it's a low-scoring start to the week, but that means there's everything still to play for.

Sponge Finge said...

Can't stop telling everyone about the engine in his new Audi, but they're still unable to forget the rumour about crisp packets that went around last spring, so he's wondering why they look unimpressed.

Trilby said...

He isn't just photoshopped, he appears to be completely CGI.

Is "Recurrent Energy" one of those investment capital scam companies that claims to have invented perpetual motion?

Anonymous said...

He looks more Cadillac than Audi. Probably has a 'Winnebago' too...

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