A LADY IS WAITING IN A BUSY DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.
Miss Williams? The doctor will see you now.
(Stands up) Oh, lovely. Who is it? Mrs Hill or Mary Jones?
Oh no... sorry... Mrs Hill is off sick and Mary is over in our Southerton office today. You're seeing... MICHAEL LINK.
M... M... MICHAEL? MICHAEL LINK?
It's fine, he assures me he's seen it all before and he shampooed his beard especially last night.
MISS WILLIAMS IS RUNNING AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN THROUGH THE SURGERY CAR PARK.