Thursday, 14 January 2010

Ibrey Woodall, Director of Client Development, Business Wire

We don't know enough about women to know if matching your lipstick colour to your jacket is a good idea or not. Suppose it at least helps draw the eye away from any problem areas.

We won't list the problem areas. We are not 'Gok Wan' so do not have a license to talk openly to women about their breasts while prodding them with a ruler.



Those earrings are actually Kensington Security Locks, to keep her at her desk. Some militant lesbians keep trying to break in and steal her.

9 comments:

Prison Hardman said...

Decent teeth, can't be British.

GigerPunk said...

I'm torn between either photoshop disaster or the failed prototype Sandi Toksvig Realdoll (even though it looks nothing like her)
Maybe a bit of both.

Cock Diogenes said...

The smoothing around the chin is to conceal the extensive scarring she received during Operation Desert Storm.

GigerPunk said...

Almost forgot, it's "Bring your work home day" today according to the sexyexecs calendar. Must try and work out what to take now...

Sponge Finge said...

Who sawed off most of her lips? Or is that the new fashion? *saws off most of lips*

Mark said...

So it's okay for Jacqui Smith to be on the operational board of a going concern without declaring it if she uses a clever alias? The jacket gives it away, love.

Krieger said...

Silly ! She didn't use a 'saw' on the lips, just her nail file.

Buys lots of Emory boards.

Viagra Online said...

OK I don't know who choose this women, she is not sexy I mean she look like my grandma, when I see her I feel like eat some cookies and that someone tiled a wool coat.

Anonymous said...

are those plastic key chain locks clasped to her ear lobes???

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