Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Christopher J. Littlefield, CEO, Aviva USA

Like this one. Would like to keep him. You know he's going to tidy up after himself and wouldn't go near your biscuits.



There might be an issue with him using your shampoo, razor, toothpaste and deodorant, though. And he's going to have the washing machine on every other day, so make sure you come to some sort of agreement regarding the electricity bill before he moves his stuff in.

10 comments:

zeptimius said...

Nah, this guy wouldn't make a good roommate -- He wakes up a 5.30 every morning playing Bryan Adams or Bon Jovi at full blast.

Sponge Finge said...

What are the chances of seeing some executive chest hair?

What am I saying?

I need to lie down.

With a hirsute company director.

GigerPunk said...

Digby?

hil said...

Mr. Littlefield had to be away on business when the executive photoshoot was scheduled so he had a silicone rubber replica of himself created just for this shoot. Just the kind of thing you'd expect him to throw company money away on after his new promotion to CEO.

Not sure yet whether it was a full-body model or just torso and head.

Anonymous said...

Scroll down so that just the eyes are showing...

Pure Eeeeevil!

Anonymous said...

Was this guy in Dallas or Dynasty at one point? Maybe even the Colby's?

pingus said...

I would SO buy something from this man. Just to make him happy and have him beam that smile at me. It's pure sunshine.

zen said...

One of those rare people where the mouth hole is the same shape as lips with lipstick on, prefer a round hole myself.

Anonymous said...

no no you guys are all wrong, that beaming capped smile masks an evil genius, scheming how to take over the world whilst secretly stealing knickers from your underwear draw to wear while your out of the house....

Anonymous said...

Takes it in the rear.

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