New from the makers of 'Squidgy Bob Heller' comes their latest toy: 'Squidgy Ray Zwiefelhofer'! Squidgy Ray comes with a real fur tache for that extra dash of luxury.
Ray looks like he instantly turned 48 on his 4th birthday. If photo's could store sound, his would be a giggling baby's.
Face the size of a pancake, facial features the size of a crumpet.
I'm so sorry that you guys have such pathetic lives that you feel the need to go online and comment on the physical features of those that are far superior than you in brains, and obvious class (if your making comments on their faces.) You ALL must be very inadequate as regards to YOUR OWN facial appearence if you sadly have to put others down. I think that he is the most handsome man in the whole world. He's my father. So I hope that all you sad bloggers from your mothers basement decide to get a life. I'll pray for you.
Googling your dad isn't that much of a way to spend an evening.
Anonymous, don't be upset that your dad's face is being mocked on the Internet.Would.
Q: Is it weirder for Anonymous to be male or female and think that their dad is the most handsome man in the world?A: Trick question. They're *both* weirder.
Ahaha, I sense you all have broken family relations?
People who are in their 40s and want to hang around with their parents are the ones with broken relations. Get some friends your own age.
How would you like to kiss that smacker ? ! ?
He pays more in taxes then you probably make in a year :-)
Ah yes. Because success as a human is always judged purely by how much tax you pay.Still, good that he pays tax. Like, y'know, pretty much everyone has to. Apart from those who can afford to pay accountants to find ways out of having to do so, obviously.