Thursday, 19 November 2009

Bob Murphy, President, BAE Systems Land & Armaments

Too much brown. We need to run this one through THE MACHINE to tell if it's a human or not, or just a human-like stain on a bit of 1970s wallpaper from where someone tripped with a cup of tea.



No. THE MACHINE says REJECT NON-HUMAN and to put Bob in the pile to be mechanically separated, then reconstituted into nuggets to feed the rest. That sounds cruel, but THE MACHINE only has our best interests at heart.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

BAE are locked on and ready to deploy. Tin hats, gentlemen!

Trilby said...

Arthur Dentures

Mark said...

He has a square head!

Love this website

Anonymous said...

He cheats, lies and steals from his family and others......square head is the least of his worries. He paid his secretary 35 g to do ?????!!! Just Ick!!!!!!!!!!

GigerPunk said...

She did ?????!!!
She never, the filthy cow!
But please, continue.

Anonymous said...

?????!!! I can do that myself. Why pay anyone to do it?

GigerPunk said...

Blimey, you're flexible.

Anonymous said...

No integrity....no honor.

GigerPunk said...

No Retreat, No Surrender

Brownie Man said...

Brown brown brown, spice it with a little olive, then brown brown brown. Better wear a white shirt to show off that brown.

Just another brownie man.

Anonymous said...

I sleep with my secretary "fully clothed" as I am a man of honor...ohhhhhhh please....she was fired for what??? What do your kids think about you???

Anonymous said...

Cheater... .so many lies ...not a good father...Trust equals Good Father

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