He looks like he hasn't slept in a week, because he constantly engages in 'sexual relations' with anything that has a pulse.
This is what happened when William H Macy and Gauis Balthar from BSG had "sexual relations"
The beard is to conceal the HUGE DENT in his left cheek. Or wait, it's not just his cheek. It's like all the food and water exclusively nourishes the right side of his face, so the left side is left to starve like a third world orphan. I'd like to make a donation.
A cautionary tale of what happens when you leave Procter and Gamble. Delusion reigns. Alex Cedeno - Executive, now that is funny!
how does that song go? "I'm to sexy for my cat, ...."
what? no more elephant tie?
This is just like being in the pub with his mates! Who all hate him.
you Cuban sexy beast, shake those old cheeks