Bloody hell. We didn't mean this to turn into some sort of freak show. All we're doing is uploading them as they come in.
If ever a man needed a bit of discreet 'post production' work it's poor old Ruediger. All you'd have to do it clone a bit of hair from the side and stick it on the top, then straighten the eyes & teeth out a bit. Simple. They do it with celebrities all the time.
Much better. We haven't Photoshopped on a tie, as if Ruediger can't be bothered to wear one we don't see why we should waste a Monday night putting one on the lazy shit. The wonky face isn't his fault. The tie is premeditated business negligence.