Friday, 7 August 2009

BRITISH EXECUTIVE: John Harrison, Managing Consultant for Building Energy Management, NESS UK Ltd

John's idea here was to make the photographer kneel before him, thereby creating the impression that John is BIGGER and TALLER and therefore MORE POWERFUL than his business opponents.


He is beating his chest and issuing a threat. "Do not market your products to our client base!" he roars, probably via email or an editorial in a trade magazine.

8 comments:

Grk! said...

*kneels*

yoyo said...

He's basically the Conan The Barbarian of the business world. I bet he has office wenches and a viking helmet with his coporate logo on.

Enn said...

Too bad the perspective ends up accentuating the fact this man MIGHT NOT HAVE A JAW.

Anonymous said...

John in real life: 3'6" and permanently drunk.

worm said...

He looks like a koala bear

In fact, this is what a daddy koala bear must look like to a baby koala bear sitting in his mummy's pouch. Protective. Manly. And riddled with deadly chlamydia

phorenzik said...

Someone's photo-shopped his face into a beetroot.

Anonymous said...

And what a superb company he represents - they sell equipment for smoking fish. Fantastic!

Waist said...

I find it a rather hawt photo.

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