Friday, 11 June 2010

John B. Eichhorn, Chief Financial Officer, Tropos Networks

NEW CATEGORY: Possibly Used To Be A Woman.



14 years of hormone therapy later, that goatee is his trophy.

16 comments:

GigerPunk said...

Either far too much makeup, or photoshop or he's not a real person and is actually a latex dummy the company brings out for photographs at press events because the actual executives all look like Gerald Cumming

Brave shirt/tie/jacket material combo.
Button down collar loses him points.

Johah Blechman said...

I agree. Seems to kinda have that pasty gay metro look.

That's OK as long as you like pasty gays. Maybe if he bulked up some, and was more of a hulk like these guys in the San Francisco Gay Parade.... I dunno.

Johah Blechman said...

Photographer decided not to snap a lap portrait with John grasping one of his cherished books ....

Anonymous said...

I have to admit I do like the tie. A bold design, but intriguing nonetheless. The jacket is an interesting choice as well. I guess he deserves points for making all of this work somehow (as evidenced by us being more concerned about his face).

Anonymous said...

Some corporate photographers still haven't understood the 'less is more' rule to retouching.... unless they just enjoy using the strongest Glamour setting on Imagenomic's Portraiture plugin.

Anonymous said...

Man he looks like he needs to be on the registry for sex offenders

Flrarginergarivb said...

Great, trans jokes. Kicks us some mores! PLEASE! I don't get enough of that as it is. **sigh**

Joey said...

Doesn't that metro hulk on the right look like "Friends", Joey Tribbiani??? Or is it John Kenner again in drag ?

Men no me said...

cripes! Who dresses this man, a muppet? Checked shirt, diagonal stripe tie, houndstooth jacket. Are you f'n kidding me?

If he dresses himself, he must be one hell of a CFO.

Anonymous said...

the residing hair line is what gets me

Dan Eichhorn said...

Hey Bro,

Did you have a face lift lately?

Your mom said...

I don't care what shape you're in/or what you are wearing...you're still my #1 son...
Love & Prayers, mom

Anonymous said...

That's a whole lot of forehead--botox or photoshop?? You look pretty good to us!!!

EI Staff

Anonymous said...

OMG...

Anonymous said...

Seriously - who dresses this guy? He can't have a wife. No woman would let their husband out of the house in this outfit. He looks like he could have been a "cool guy" at one point in his life, but has seriously become a complete CFO nerdly type, poor thing!

John Kenner Gay Pride said...

I tend to like the sports jacket. I think it has a lot of taste.

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