H. Lynn Harton, President and CEO, The South Financial Group

"You know, Lynn... there's no easy way of putting this... but you're SO DAMN UGLY we're going to have to convert your photo to black & white so as not to cause offence to the community."


"There's money in the HR budget for a gym membership. And, you know, if it was me... I'd just shave it all off. Combing it isn't going to help."