James H. Roberts, Executive Vice President and Chief Operating Officer, Granite Construction

This is the best. This is what we're in it for. When people look at us funny and say "Why do you do that stupid blog about men? Haven't you got anything better to do?" we sit them down and show them photos of ones that look like James H. Roberts.



We want to take him home and have him go through our accounts.

Jerry Turjanica, Managing Director, Midwest

No idea what he's standing in front of. Might be the napkin he used at lunch.



Hopefully it's not one of his bed sheets.

Michael Congdon, Regional Vice President, Wells Fargo

Usually it's too much grey. If we had to put money on the single most obvious element contained within a random photographic sample pulled from the executive world, it would be that it contains too much grey.

It's always too much grey. Which is why we're so excited to bring you a world first... the inaugural Too Much Brown.



Michael Congdon, who fights low-level administrative crime (stolen stationery, someone using someone else's milk) under the superhero name 'The Chameleon'.

John R. (J.R.) Thomas, CEO, MedSynergies Inc.

Finally, after over a year of doing this, we've got one called John Thomas. No matter how hard he tries to hide it with initials and nicknames, that's his name.

Here is a large photograph of a John Thomas.



Needs rinsing down with a lemon juice solution to have that 'product' removed.

Jose A. Guethon, MD, MBA, President & COO, Michael M. Earley, Chairman & CEO, Metropolitan Health Networks

This is some landmark work by the preferred photographer of Metropolitan Health Networks. The picture-taker has made two men from the same company sit in precisely the same, awkward position. Perhaps it is the signature company posture?

ADOPT THE POSITION:



"Just clasp your hands together to your right... that's good... now tilt your
head for me... a little to your right... a little more... that's good..."



"Now think of something that makes you feel confident... that's good... not too confident... that's good... now cock your elbow out a little further for me... that's good... nice elbow work... well done... nearly finished..."

Peter Crawford, Senior Vice President, Charles Schwab

The hemming on the jacket appears a little flimsy. We'd expect better from a senior member of the team at an investment bank.



He must have enough money to buy one of everything from a local Burtons.

John Wilcox, Senior Vice President, Personal Lines, The Hartford

That tie is one of the new-wave of modern scented ties. It's the 'Lemon Zinger'.



Very square face, though. Highly unusual.



Spongebob?

Mark Legg, CFO, Memjet

It's an American from the 1950s, thrown through the VORTEX to the present day by an accident in Memjet's underground stationery storage facility.



Now THAT'S a flat-top.

Chris van Ingen, Executive Chairman, Bruker Energy & Supercon Technologies

Man Type C.



Hair Type A Negative.

Face Type ERROR NOT IN DATABASE.