Thursday, 11 March 2010

Matthew Natcharian, Managing Director and Head of the Structured Credit Team, Babson Capital Management

He's so far gone he might as well grow a moustache. He'd be great with a moustache.



That expression has the tell-tale controlled muscular rigidity of one that's been practised extensively in a mirror.
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20 comments:

  1. zep11 March 2010 at 09:53

    Wow, great hairpiece, Uncle Fester!

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  2. GigerPunk11 March 2010 at 10:11

    The cold, dead eyes of a killer and the cheeks and chin of everyone who's ever been in the Sopranos.
    So I'm sure he's a lovely man, with great integrity and I'll hear nothing bad said about him.
    (Basically because I don't fancy doing underwater aerobics wearing concrete legwarmers)

    I DO wonder who'd come off best in a fight between Matthew and Janice A. Nearen-Bell though. Could be a close thing, but also could cause major collateral damage to nearby buildings/cities/continents.

    (Now worried that by mentioning Janice's name again I'm increasing the chances of her finding this site and coming to kill us all. Will have to take a tip from Cthulhu-worshippers and try to invoke her prescence sooner to try and get it over with asap in the hope of a quick(er) death.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Janice A. Nearen-Bell R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia! Janice A. Nearen-Bell Fhtagn!)

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  3. Anonymous11 March 2010 at 10:29

    He actually weighs in at 6st 3lbs. However, he has the ability to puff himself up to seven times his normal size when confronted by predators. Or corporate photographers.

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  4. Graham Mumford11 March 2010 at 10:31

    I just hope he and Janice never breed...

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  5. Anonymous11 March 2010 at 11:45

    If they bred, you might get this...

    http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z202/CopyDat/Mexican-Staring-Frog.jpg

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  6. Anonymous11 March 2010 at 12:27

    It's boy scout Russell, from "Up"

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  7. Anonymous11 March 2010 at 12:56

    This is a murray eel. See you!

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  8. GigerPunk11 March 2010 at 13:06

    A murray eel? Is that anything like a moray mint?

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  9. Trilby11 March 2010 at 21:59

    Inflatable Ray Liotta is displeased.

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  10. Anonymous11 March 2010 at 22:30

    His mouth is practically the same size as his nose. That shouldn't be...

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  11. Anonymous12 March 2010 at 03:27

    His eyes follow your shoulder around the room.

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  12. Anonymous14 March 2010 at 03:04

    Surely related to Anthony LaPaglia.

    http://cdn.digitalcity.com/ch_tv/celeb_anthony_lapaglia_180a031307

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  13. Keeneye14 March 2010 at 22:59

    Looks like zorg has attempted to flip another bald man's head and he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for my extraordinary ability to spot a photoshop from a mile away.

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  14. Keeneye14 March 2010 at 23:08

    I've sent the photo down to the lab, here is their approximation of what the real Matthew Natcharian looks like:

    http://i40.tinypic.com/2n0u2zb.jpg

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  15. Mark16 March 2010 at 19:51

    w/moustache - http://dlaird.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/paul-bearer.jpg

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  16. Yeti17 March 2010 at 11:05

    Why did you buy one big cornish pastie? I said two small ones, you know I can't fit the large ones through my small mouth opening.

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  17. Anonymous11 May 2010 at 17:45

    hi

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  18. Anonymous10 November 2010 at 10:55

    how the hell can you get that fat with a mouth that small?

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  19. Viagra Online8 February 2011 at 17:10

    I don't like to ridiculing people because I've heard that man has made excellent projects, I know sometimes is perfect laughing and making jokes but not all the time.

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  20. online pharmacy11 October 2011 at 17:32

    ok ok let's be clear, he doesn't have a expression, like to watch a movie of nicolas cage or steven segal...

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