Friday, 12 March 2010

Maria Ruppert-Pappas, Vice President and Business Development Officer, Wedbush Bank

Is it warmer than usual in here today, or is it just Maria Ruppert-Pappas with her suit-melting eye-lasers?



That blouse doesn't even have any buttons.

21 comments:

  1. I think this is possibly the first time a lack of tie and unbuttoned shirt and has actually gained an executive points?

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  2. Shouldn't that be "Wet Bush Bank"?

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  3. Can't wait for the usual slew of outraged comments from friends for this update -
    "You're being disgusting! You're being far too complimentary! She's really ugly and a horrible person to work for! You shouldn't make comments like this when you don't know people!"

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  4. WOULD. I said it in capitals so I get to go first.

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  5. A Creepy Man Who Works With Her And Googles Her Name Most Evenings12 March 2010 at 11:37

    How dare you! You losers! Haven't you got anything better to do than imagine yourselves pushing her slowly yet gently back against the warm, soft leather of her reclining leather chair, then pulling her ETC ETC ETC

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  6. "pulling her ETC ETC ETC"
    You filthy bugger, there're laws against that sort of thing

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  7. The Nostril Picker, Esq.12 March 2010 at 12:19

    "...pulling her juicy boogers out of her nose, one by one, using the tools of his choice."

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  8. Is there even any point in adding my voice to the chorus?

    Would.

    If I worked for her I'd be worried about getting a stiff on when she was telling me off for incompetence. Probably not the appropriate response to a bollocking.

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  9. If she unbuttoned that shirt any further you'd be able to see her Ruppert-Pappas.

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  10. Is it just me or is that better than full-on porn??!! So many office-based scenarios are wandering through my head right now...

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  11. IN!!!

    SPAAAAAACE!!!

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  12. Funny that, because it ruins an otherwise perfectly good head shot.

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  13. OMG, I am in love and it is luv at first sight.

    Volare, oh oh
    Cantare, oh oh oh oh
    Let's fly way up to the clouds
    Away from the maddening crowds
    We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
    Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
    Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
    Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find

    Volare, oh oh
    E contare, oh oh oh oh
    No wonder my happy heart sings
    Your love has given me wings
    Penso che un sogno cosi non ritorni mai piu
    Mi dipingi con le mani e la faccia di blu
    Poi d'improvviso venivo dal veneto rapito
    E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito

    Volare, oh oh
    E contare, oh oh oh oh
    Nel blu, dipinto di blu
    E ci dice di stare lassu
    E volavo, volavo felice piu in alto del sole con coro piu su
    Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiu
    Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me

    Volare, oh oh
    E cantare, oh oh oh oh
    No wonder my happy heart sings
    Your love has given me wings
    Nel blu, dipinto di blu
    Fenite di stare lassu

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  14. Since you have turned into a "world class" class borrower, your auto ought to have a progression of extras, which increase the value of your auto. More cash - your cash - goes into the auto and more benefits stream to the maker or merchant. auto title loans near for me

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  15. uhh guys this is my mom O-O

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  16. To each and all of those absolutely disgusting and completely childish men commenting above… I will have you know that Maria is an exceptional person. Caring for all people at all times she never never loses thought to consider and respect the people she meets. He’s an incredible mother, and accomplished professional with morals and I loving heart. Your comments are Extremely hurtful and completely utterly shameful. I ask you to take them down as they Serve no purpose other than to hurt and tear down a kind person.

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