She shouldn't be in HR. She should be in debt collection, or put in charge of something not many people need. Put her in a room and tell her she's in charge of looking after the green biros, until she reaches retirement age.
Friday, 30 October 2009
NSFW: Janice A. Nearen-Bell, Vice President of Human Resource Services Sales, Paychex
STOP THE PRESS! This one has to go in the calendar. Can everyone who bought a calendar send it back, please, as we're going to have to do a re-issue with this... this... THIS in it.
She shouldn't be in HR. She should be in debt collection, or put in charge of something not many people need. Put her in a room and tell her she's in charge of looking after the green biros, until she reaches retirement age.
She shouldn't be in HR. She should be in debt collection, or put in charge of something not many people need. Put her in a room and tell her she's in charge of looking after the green biros, until she reaches retirement age.
Janice: "So, Mr. Finge, you claim to have eleventy years' experience with stuffs?"
ReplyDeleteMe: "Please don't hurt me"
You might just as well stop posting anything anymore. It won't get any better than that.
ReplyDeleteDon't mention the calendar! I think the bloody postie has eaten it. Or, you know, it's sitting in a bin at the local sorting office, ready to be burned.
ReplyDelete*sob*
Sorry. There's a pile on the table that need sending out. Initial enthusiasm for going to the post office has tailed off dramatically.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm perfectly sanguine if it's ready for actioning in your to-do pile. I'm only bothered if it's hung on the walls of some postman's filthy hovel.
ReplyDeleteI look at her and I just think: "Meatloaf". Could be many readsons for that, mind you.
ReplyDeleteMore people are in urgent need of being declared "NSFW".
ReplyDeleteIn fact, that's what your next blog should be about.
It's like she's eating me with her eyes!
ReplyDeleteAgree with Trilby, definite hypnotic effect after more than 2 seconds. Also something of a Will Riker expression, minus the beard and with an extra 130kg of course...
ReplyDeleteBlimeh. Sod Deborah Duffey, this is a woman with REAL integrity. The sort of integrity that comes from having multiple hulls.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely got the (Pre?Post?) wartime comedy postcard pursed-lipped battleaxe look down-pat.
Is she married to Andy Capp? Or related to Biffa Bacon in any way?
And has anyone ever confirmed whether looks could kill - if so, has anyone scraped the remains of the photographer off the back wall yet?
Still, joking aside, I'm sure she's a lovely lady who in no way would snap me like a twig. Mentally and physically.
i fucked her daughter.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like one of those giant slug predators that hypnotise their prey before assault.
ReplyDeleteIt could even be a new specie : what's in the photo is just a painted face on a undetermined appendix of the body for luring purposes, while the real face is already behind the photographer, wide open .
It spat the camera later after chewing it a bit, leaving the memory storage intact.
Now, at least, we know what this terrible man-eating beast looks like.
WE CAN STRIKE BACK.
She looks like a Viz character
ReplyDeleteWould.
ReplyDeleteAnd then self harm
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Actually used to work with- cheap total jerk- her soul is as pretty as her face!
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