Thomas features an extremely rare horizontal fringe. We are also impressed by the closeness of the shave and remarkably well-kept teeth and skin. Pores this blemish-free means he has at no period in his life used alcohol as a crutch.
He's not just your dad, he's also your best mate. Spends the weekends white-water rafting near the lake house. Knows more about setting up your router than you do. Was too young to serve in 'Nam but likes to think he would've made a great killer if they'd accepted applications from 12-year-olds.