Thursday, 31 March 2011

Pieter Nota, Chief Executive Officer, Consumer Lifestyle, Philips

Leslie Phillips 2.0.

The above reference won't work for international readers.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Mr March, 2011

Due to overwhelming issues to do with these men having nothing better to do than Google themselves and complain about it, the new policy going forwards is to not refer to them by name in the body text.

We shall instead refer to them by SUPER SECRET CODE NAMES only known to us. This is Mr Nathan Horn-Rimmington.

This should mean that it'll soon be possible to access the email account without receiving daily threats of legal action. And you'd think a man who works for a dentist would take this opportunity to exhibit his teeth.