Friday, 18 June 2010

James Slattery, Chairman and CEO, Florida PDMP Foundation, Millennium Laboratories

Hair of the Week.

Has the wiry thickness of a wig, but you can see the follicles attached to his head at the front. We'll categorise this one under Hair Mysteries, pending further analysis in a few decades time when science has caught up.

Thursday, 17 June 2010

Gabriel Lasala, M.D.. Medical Director, TCA Cellular Therapy

"Just pop your trousers down for me"

"Oh yes, you can tell an awful lot about a man's cellular make-up by simply cupping his buttocks and breathing in his scent."

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Bret A. Morris, President, Health Net of Arizona, Inc.

We only do our hair like that as a joke after coming out of the bath.

Maybe he had a bath just before the shoot. We'll never know. Some things simply aren't recorded in the EXIF data.

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Sara Scott, Vice President of National Accounts, ProspX

NEW CATEGORY: Executives in Pyjamas.

Never thought we'd enjoy seeing a photo of an accountant in their pyjamas.

Monday, 14 June 2010

Peter Schwab, Head of Wells Fargo Capital Finance

This has the potential to become an all-time favourite.

The silly tie was probably a Christmas present from a grandchild, and he's pulling it off well. What a nice man. Bet he doesn't drink. Bet he doesn't even need to drink. Imagine being that happy and relaxed without first having to drink four pints. He's saving a fortune.

Friday, 11 June 2010

John B. Eichhorn, Chief Financial Officer, Tropos Networks

NEW CATEGORY: Possibly Used To Be A Woman.

14 years of hormone therapy later, that goatee is his trophy.

Thursday, 10 June 2010

Matthew Sommer, Director and Senior Retirement Specialist, Janus Capital

Suit's too new. We suspect he bought it for the shoot. We can't prove that, obviously, just like we can't prove he also got his hair cut yesterday for the shoot. Or that he bought the tie and shirt as a set for the shoot.

We merely SUSPECT this isn't the Matthew Sommer you'd get to see on a daily basis, were you to bump into him on a day when he hadn't been warned to look smart.

Friday, 4 June 2010

John Tarpey, Chief Executive Officer, Balfour Beatty Construction's North Region

Jasper Carrott?

So sad to see such an uncared-for scalp. He's long-since given up looking at his reflection. If his wife says his hair is fine, that's good enough for him.

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

APPEAL: High-resolution image of Sharron O'Gorman required. URGENT.


Sharron operates an amazing business called Golden Valley Insurance, which seems to provide insurance for pets - and musical instruments. With thanks to reader Matthew for the find. We hope you sorted out your pet/cello insurance needs, Matt.